They both go down after pi
Thứ Hai, 4 tháng 7, 2016
Chủ Nhật, 3 tháng 7, 2016
A Man And his Duck go to the vet...
They go through to the treatment room and the doctor says; "Sir, what can I do for you today?" The man says; "I've brought my duck in today because its really not well and I think its on its last hours." the doctor feels the duck and says; "I'll see what I can do."
The doctor brings in a dog, the dog licks the duck all over its body. The duck lifts its head up, but puts it back down again.
"It didn't work." The man said.
The doctor leaves the room once again and this time brings in a cat. The cat sniffs the duck all over its body. The duck lifts its head up, but keels over and dies.
"No, my duck! It's Dead!" The man screamed.
"I'm sorry, but that will be $3000 please."
"What? $3000? You didn't do anything at all!"
"It's $1500 for the Lab Test, and $1500 for the CAT scan."
Right and Wrong
Mrs Cameron, a primary teacher, was teaching her class about the difference between right and wrong.
"All right children, let's take an example," Mrs Cameron said. "If I were to get into a man's pocket and take his wallet with all his money, what would I be?"
Little Tony raises his hand, and with a confident smile says, "You'd be his wife."
Classic, Short English Jokes
I bumped into an old school friend today.
I bumped into an old school friend today. He started showing off, talking about his well paid job and expensive sports car.
Then he pulled out a photo of his wife and said, "She's beautiful, isn't she?"
I said, "If you think she's gorgeous, you should see my girlfriend."
He said, "Why? Is she a stunner?"
I said, "No, she's a fucking optician."
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