They go through to the treatment room and the doctor says; "Sir, what can I do for you today?" The man says; "I've brought my duck in today because its really not well and I think its on its last hours." the doctor feels the duck and says; "I'll see what I can do."
The doctor brings in a dog, the dog licks the duck all over its body. The duck lifts its head up, but puts it back down again.
"It didn't work." The man said.
The doctor leaves the room once again and this time brings in a cat. The cat sniffs the duck all over its body. The duck lifts its head up, but keels over and dies.
"No, my duck! It's Dead!" The man screamed.
"I'm sorry, but that will be $3000 please."
"What? $3000? You didn't do anything at all!"
"It's $1500 for the Lab Test, and $1500 for the CAT scan."
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