Thứ Hai, 25 tháng 7, 2016

A monkey claims that he has the best weed in the world.

A lizard notices a monkey sitting in a tree smoking a joint. He calls up, "Hey, monkey! What are you doing?"

"I'm smoking the best weed in the world," replies the monkey.

"I doubt it," says the lizard. The monkey invites him to the top of the tree to try it. The lizard takes a few puffs and concedes that it really is amazing weed! After a few more puffs he gets very thirsty. He tells the monkey that he'll be back after a quick drink and stumbles off to the river.

At the river he is so stoned and uncoordinated that he falls in. An alligator sees him and pushes him back onto shore with his nose. He then asks, "What is wrong with you?"

The lizard tells him, "Oh, the monkey up in that tall tree has the best weed in the world."

The gator goes to the tall tree to see for himself. "Hey, monkey!" he calls. The monkey opens his eyes wide and says, "How much water did you drink, man?"

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