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Chủ Nhật, 24 tháng 7, 2016

What do you get when you vaporize a king?

A noble gas.

Thứ Bảy, 23 tháng 7, 2016

what kind of meat does a priest eat on fridays?

Nun.

I just saw that Harry Potter film. I think its a bit unrealistic if you ask me..

I mean, a ginger kid, with two friends? How?

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it leaves you and never comes back.

I hate Mexican jokes...

They always cross the line.

Pessimist: This can't get any worse.

Optimist: Yes it can!

A young boy enters a barber shop....

...and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”