My attempt to justifying the time I spend here.

Wife: I think my husband has alzheimer's.

Doc: Is he forgetting names?

Wife: No

Doc: Is he getting lost in familiar environments?

Wife: No

Doc: Is he forgetting to turn off the TV or stove?

Wife: No

Doc: Then why do you think he has alzheimer's?

Wife: Every day he goes to r/jokes.

Doc: Is this a new occurrence?

Wife: No, but he is laughing at the jokes.

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You know when you get that urge to eat something just because it's there?

Anyway, I lost my job as a gynaecologist today.

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How many "Suh dudes" does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Cuz it's already lit fam

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My first original joke.

What happens to a black mans hair when it feels nauseous??

It fro's up.

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I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me...

...to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.

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The media vs. Donald Trump: why the press feels so free to criticize the Republican nominee

The media vs. Donald Trump: why the press feels so free to criticize the Republican nominee
Slowly but surely, the media has turned on Trump. He still gets wall-to-wall coverage, but that coverage is overwhelmingly negative, and increasingly, the press doesn’t even pretend to treat Trump like a normal candidate

August 17, 2016 at 01:55AM
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How many Feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

Men can be Feminists, too.

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