My attempt to justifying the time I spend here.

Wife: I think my husband has alzheimer's.

Doc: Is he forgetting names?

Wife: No

Doc: Is he getting lost in familiar environments?

Wife: No

Doc: Is he forgetting to turn off the TV or stove?

Wife: No

Doc: Then why do you think he has alzheimer's?

Wife: Every day he goes to r/jokes.

Doc: Is this a new occurrence?

Wife: No, but he is laughing at the jokes.