And sees a horse.
Young man: 'Why the long face?'
Horse: 'Women. The ones I like anyways.
Young man: 'Why? What's the problem? What kind of women do you like?'
Horse: 'I like my women like I like my coffee.'
Young Man: 'Ground up and in the freezer?'
Horse: 'N..What? No! Sweet and strong you freak.'
Two scientists walk in...
Horse: 'Hey guys, first one's on me. What'll it be?'
Scientist 2: 'We'll both have water thanks.'
Scientist 1 to Young Man: 'What's eating you?'
Young Man: 'I just found out my girlfriend's dad is a pharmacist.'
A dentist...