Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Chủ Nhật, 28 tháng 8, 2016

An old man offered a lady $100 to lick her nipples...

An old man saw a beautiful lady walking down the street of the bar he just walked out of. He catches up to her and says, "Ma'am, I'll give you $100 dollars if you let me lick your nipples!" Stunned, she says, "What kind of dirty old pervert are you?? Absolutely NOT!" The old man, being persistent said "Fine, $1,000 dollars to lick your nipples! That's a fair offer." To which the lady replied "What kind of woman do you think I am? Leave me alone or I'll call the cops!" The old man, still not giving up, says "$10,000 dollars to lick your nipples,...

Why is the number of black priests so small?

Most of them run away after being called father once or twice...

What do you call a homosexual Frenchman?

A faguette....

Thứ Bảy, 27 tháng 8, 2016

How does an Apple Watch owner know that it's midday?

It's already run out of battery....

Forget everything you learned in college...

'Forget everything you learned in college. You won't need it working here.' 'But I never went to college.' 'Well then, I'm sorry. You are underqualified to work here.'...

A cop is confronted by a white guy with a gun and a black guy with a nerf bat. Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera....

As a child I was obsessed with the difference between cosine and sine

As I got older I realized it was just a phase...