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Thứ Tư, 31 tháng 8, 2016

There was a young couple having sex in the pool.

I walked up to the lifeguard and said, "Aren't you going to do anything?"

He said, "I might have a wank if you leave me alone."

What do you call someone who take things literally

A kleptomaniac!

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

To avoid being confused with feminists.

To the woman who keeps pounding on my door at night:

I'm not letting you out.

Pretend Marriage

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying “‘Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket – I'm awfully cold.”

“I have a better idea,” she replied “Just for tonight,…… let's pretend that we're married.”

“Wow!…That's a great idea!”, he exclaimed.

“Good,” she replied…. “Get your own fucking blanket.”

"Dress for the job you want," they said.

Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option.

Judas: C´mon Jesus we´re gonna be late for last supper

Jesus: The what?? Judas: The supper.. we´re gonna be late for supper.