Neither of them are musicians.
Thứ Sáu, 23 tháng 9, 2016
Three women were sitting in a hot tub
one older lady and two slightly younger - when suddenly there was a beeping sound.
The first younger woman pressed her forearm and the beeping stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. "That was my pager" she said. "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."
A few minutes later a phone rang and the second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished she explained, "that was my mobile phone. I have a microchip implanted in my hand."
The older woman felt very low-tech and not to be out-done, she decided to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the hot tub, went to the bathroom and returned with a long piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.
The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her.
The older woman finally said "well, will you look at that .... I'm getting a fax."
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Sending olive my prayers to the family. His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it. You never sausage a tragic thing.
Thứ Năm, 22 tháng 9, 2016
A middle school boy comes home crying...
His dad asks, "What's wrong, son?" "A boy at school called me gay!" the son replied. The dad then says, "Well, if he does it again, you can punch him in the face." The boy then stated, "But he's cute!"
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