What ever happened to the blackest black?

What ever happened to the blackest black?
The strange squabble over Vantablack, a coating that absorbs 99.965 percent of light.

December 8, 2016 at 10:31PM
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I hate people who talk behind my back.

They discussed me

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Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq?

Because they are all Targets.

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My friend once said, "If I wasn't making cocktails, I'd be a criminal."

Now he's behind bars.

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Why do Indians hate snow?

It's white and it's on their land.

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Man in hospital

A man is lying in bed in a hospital with an oxygen mask over his mouth. A young nurse appears to sponge his hands and feet. "Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, I'm only here to wash your hands and feet". He struggles again to ask, "Nurse, are my testicles black?" Finally, she pulls back the covers, raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in her other hand and takes a close look, and says "There is nothing wrong with them!" Finally, the man pulls off his oxygen mask and replies, "That was very nice but, are... my... test... results... back?

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An irishman is at a bar

He goes to get up and falls flat on his face

" paddy, you've had enough to drink, go home" the bartender tells him

" I'm Irish, i can hold my booze, but i think its time for me to leave !" He goes to stand up again and falls flat on his face.

" look, you live right next door, let me help you home" The bartender says.

" I dont need any help from you!" He pulls himself up and takes a step, wham! Flat on his face again.

" come on paddy, let me at least call the missus"..

" get away from me"

He drags himself home, crawls to the couch and falls asleep. He wakes up in the morning with his wife angrily looking at him

" you got drunk again last night?"

" no, why accuse me of such stuff"

" the bar called, you left your wheelchair there"

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