He goes to get up and falls flat on his face
" paddy, you've had enough to drink, go home" the bartender tells him
" I'm Irish, i can hold my booze, but i think its time for me to leave !" He goes to stand up again and falls flat on his face.
" look, you live right next door, let me help you home" The bartender says.
" I dont need any help from you!" He pulls himself up and takes a step, wham! Flat on his face again.
" come on paddy, let me at least call the missus"..
" get away from me"
He drags himself home, crawls to the couch and falls asleep. He wakes up in the morning with his wife angrily looking at him
" you got drunk again last night?"
" no, why accuse me of such stuff"
" the bar called, you left your wheelchair there"
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