Thứ Ba, 27 tháng 12, 2016

An Englishman, A German, and a Mexican...

...are at the Olympic stadium unsuccessfully trying to get in to watch the events without tickets.

The Englishman sees that next to the stadium there is a construction site. He walks over and picks up a large construction hammer and takes it to the stadium entrance.

The security guard says "where is your ticket?"

The Englishman says: Michael Kensington, hammer throw..I'm late

The guard lets him in right away.

The German, seeing this, walks to the construction site and picks up a steel bar and takes it to the entrance.

The security guard says "where is your ticket?"

The German says: Maximillian Von Heidelberg: Javelin...I am late.

The guard lets him in right away.

The Mexican, seeing this, walks over the to construction yard and takes a few planks of wood and some steel cable to the entrance.

The security guard says "where is your ticket?"

The Mexican says: Juan Carlos De Los Parlotes De Amadeo, fencing.

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