To stop hispanic attacks.
FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
Funny Video about animals and all around the world! :)
Funny picture about animals and all around the world :)
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Go to Blogger edit html and find these sentences.Now replace these sentences with your own descriptions.
The geography of a woman:
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered , half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful
Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value
Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like Greece, gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, a woman is like Great Britain, with a glorious and all conquering past.
Between 51 and 60, a woman is like Israel, has been through war, doesn't make the same mistakes twice, takes care of business.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Canada, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
After 70, she becomes Tibet. Wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of the ages. An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
The geography of a man:
Between 1 and 80, a man is like Iran, ruled by nuts.
(I hope I didn't offend anyone from any particular country. Just a simple joke. Peace!)
I saw a bug, suffering. I watched it for a couple of minutes. Then I kept watching, and watching, and watching...
He asks the clerk 'hello sir may I have a quart of vanilla?'
The clerk politely responds 'Im sorry we're fresh out of vanilla'
The man clearly disappointed says 'ah shucks alright I guess I'll just take a pint of vanilla'
The clerk slightly agitated states 'Sir we are completely out of vanilla. I don't have anymore.'
The man lets out a sigh and says 'ok ok fine I'll just take a cone of vanilla.'
The clerk gives him a blank stare for a moment and says 'sir spell the straw in strawberry'
'S-T-R-A-W'
'Spell the choc in chocolate'
'C-H-O-C'
'Ok now spell the fuck in vanilla'
'But there's no fuck in vanilla'
'THATS WHAT IM TRYING TO TELL YOU'