The letter F
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The Rockettes Have a Choice--Perform for Trump or Lose Their Jobs
The Rockettes Have a Choice--Perform for Trump or Lose Their Jobs
After they were confirmed to perform at Trump's inauguration, many Rockettes are disgusted with having to perform for the incoming president.
December 23, 2016 at 11:01PM
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A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday/
A wife decides to take her husband to a strip club for his birthday. They arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin ?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if hes been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "Hes on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if hed like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boy?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club. Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, but his wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave.
An old lady in London...(a true story)
Around a week ago I was waiting in queue behind an old lady at KFC. She placed her order, paid in cash, and all was well until she received one of those new plastic £5 notes as change from the cashier.
She vocally expressed her dislike about the presence of animal products in the new £5 bills, saying that it was unethical and disgusting. She politely requested the cashier to swap it for an old one, but without a new purchase, the cashier couldn't open the till.
As I just so happened to have an old £5 bill on hand, I stepped in to offer the old lady an exchange, and she seemed suitably content afterwards. I thought to myself,
"Ah, that resolved itself rather nicely. I managed to make a person's life a bit brighter, and in turn I feel happier myself too :D"
...Then it hit me.
What the hell was she doing at KFC?!?!
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