Nothing. It just lets out a little wine.
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A Irishman walks into a bar and orders three beers
The bartender brings him the three beers, and the man proceeds to alternately sip one, then the other, then the third, until they're gone.
The next week He then orders three more and the bartender says, "Sir, I know you like them cold, so you can start with one, and I'll bring you a fresh one as soon as you're low."
The man says, "You don't understand. I have two brothers, one in Australia and one in the America. We made a vow to each other that every Saturday night, we'd still drink together. So right now, my brothers have three beers, too, and we're drinking together."
The bartender thinks it's a wonderful tradition, and every week he sets up the guy's three beers. Then one week, the man comes in and orders only two. He drinks them and then orders two more. The bartender says sadly, "Knowing your tradition, I'd just like to just say that I'm sorry you've lost a brother."
The man replies, "Oh, my brothers are fine -- I just quit drinking."
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A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week ...
A man phones his wife and asks her: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the house to pick my things. Oh, Please pack my new blue silk pyjamas!”
The wife noticed that there’s something fishy in her husband’s story but since she was a good wife she listened to her husband and did exactly as he told her. After a week the husband returned home, looking a bit tired but happy to have done a good job. The wife immediately started asking about the weekend, how it was, if he’d caught any fish and so on.
The husband said: “Yes, Lots of Salmon, Blue gill & a few Swordfish. But why didn’t you pack my blue silk pyjamas?”
To which the wife responded: “I did…..They’re in your fishing box”.
In Soviet Russia, people are waiting in line for meat.
The butcher pokes his head out and says, "Comrades, the truck will be here shortly, please be patient."
An hour later, "Comrades, the truck broke down and had to unload some meat. All Jews are requested to leave."
The Jews grudgingly leave the line.
Another hour later, "Comrades, the truck broke down again. All Ukranians have to leave."
Another two hours later, "Comrades, the truck broke down again. Non-Russians please leave."
Another five hours later, "Comrades, the truck broke down again. All non-party members have to leave."
It's now past midnight, in the freezing Russian winter. The few party members still left in line are greeted by the butcher, "Sorry Comrades. The truck won't be coming today. Please go home."
One of them turns to the other and says, "Damn Jews. They always get the best deals."
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