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Thứ Hai, 23 tháng 1, 2017

I am thinking about pursuing a job as a crowd estimator

I wonder how many people are in that field

Man: "Waitress, can I ask you something about the menu please"

Waitress: slaps his face

"The men I please are none of your damn business!"

A blonde walks into a bank in search of a $5000 loan

A blonde walks into a bank in NYC before going on vacation and asks for a $5000 loan.

The banker asks "Okay miss, is there anything you would like to use as collateral?"

The woman replies "Yes, of course. I would like to use my Rolls Royce."

The banker, stunned, asks, "A $250,000 Rolls Royce? Really?"

The woman is completely positive. She hands over the keys as the bankers and loan officers laugh at her.

They check her credentials, make sure she is the title owner. Everything checks out so they park the car in their underground garage for two weeks.

When she comes back, she pays off the $5000 loan as well as the $15.41 interest.

The loan officer says, "Miss, we are very appreciative of your business with us, but I have one question. We looked you up and found out that you are a multi-millionaire. Why would you want to borrow $5000?"

The woman replies, "Where else in NYC can I park my car for two weeks for $15.41 and expect it to be there when I get back?"

My girlfriend asked me if I could have a threesome, which of her friends I would choose...

I SHOULD NEVER HAVE NAMED 2 FRIENDS!

I'm tired of people telling me to turn off my lights to save the environment

I did it once and killed a cyclist.

Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?

So they can see the battle.

With False Claims, Trump Attacks Media on Turnout and Intelligence Rift


With False Claims, Trump Attacks Media on Turnout and Intelligence Rift
The president falsely accused journalists of inventing a rift between him and spy agencies and of deliberately understating the size of his inauguration crowd.

January 22, 2017 at 09:00PM
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