a tiny part of me says yes....
Thứ Hai, 13 tháng 3, 2017
Angela Merkel visits Donald Trump in Washington
During her stay Trump asks her: "Tell me Chancellor Merkel, what's the secret of your years of success?"
Chancellor Merkel responds: "Well I have always surrounded myself with intelligent people."
"Very interesting", says Trump, "but how exactly do you know if they are intelligent?"
"Well I just ask them a couple of simple questions. By their response I can quickly determine whether someone is intelligent or not."
"Would you mind showing me how to do that?" Trump asks.
Angela picks up the phone and calls Wolfgang Schäuble, her Minister of Finance...
A Mexican attempts to pass the border
A border control officer catches them and says, "Papers."
The Mexican replied, "Scissors."
The border control officer replied,"Dammit! Well, you're free to go!"...
I found my son hanging from a rope in his bedroom.
On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."
I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and he started to breathe.
As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."...
50 Bucks is 50 bucks!
Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year Ken would say, 'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter' Edna always replied, 'I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fifty bucks is fifty bucks' One year Ken and Edna went to the fair, and Ken said, 'Edna, I'm 75 years old. If I don't ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance' To this, Edna replied "Ken that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks' The pilot overheard the couple and said, 'Folks I'll make you a deal....
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