Operation London Bridge: the secret plan for the days after the Queen’s death

Operation London Bridge: the secret plan for the days after the Queen’s death She is venerated around the world. She has outlasted 12 US presidents. She stands for stability and order. But her kingdom is in turmoil, and her subjects are in denial that her reign will ever end. That’s why the palace has a plan. March 16, 2017 at 07:12PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2nIt6...

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6.9 is the worst number ever.

It's a 69 interrupted by a period...

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An Engineer Decides He Wants To Make Some Easy Money.

He thinks to himself, and he decides he's going to set up a medical center in an abandoned corner store. After all, he's an intelligent man, how hard could it be? He puts a large sign on the front, promising to cure any illness for a five hundred dollars, and if he can't, the patient gets 1000 dollars. A brain surgeon is walking past and sees the sign. Laughing to himself, he decides to make some easy money by faking an illness and pretending to not be cured. He walks in, and tells the engineer: "I've got a problem. For some reason, my taste has...

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Buying a horse

A young man named Dave bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Dave's house and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’ Dave replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’ The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’ Dave said, ‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.’ The farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with him? Dave said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’ The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle off a dead horse!’ Dave said,...

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A Jew, Greek, Italian and an Asian all die in a car crash

They all go up to God to see if they will go to hell or to heaven. They have all sinned but they all beg for another chance but with 4 rules, 1 for each. The Italian must not go into a pizzeria, the Asian must not do any equations, the Jew must not pick up money and the Greek must not have anal sex. They agree to these guidelines and are all sent back to earth. One day the Italian really wants pizza and accidentally steps into a pizzeria, sending him straight to hell. The same day the Asian is getting paranoid if he does equations and calculates...

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A goat, a drum, and a rattlesnake fall down a cliff...

ba dum tss...

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The police officer holds up a photo and asks a man; "is this your wife?"

The man looks at the photo and answers; "Yes that is her." The police officer looks the man in the eyes and calmly exclaims; "I am afraid it looks as though your wife has been hit by a train." The man replies; "Yes, officer, but she is kind and makes great food for me."...

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