FunnyStory about animals and all around the world
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He thinks to himself, and he decides he's going to set up a medical center in an abandoned corner store. After all, he's an intelligent man, how hard could it be? He puts a large sign on the front, promising to cure any illness for a five hundred dollars, and if he can't, the patient gets 1000 dollars.
A brain surgeon is walking past and sees the sign. Laughing to himself, he decides to make some easy money by faking an illness and pretending to not be cured.
He walks in, and tells the engineer: "I've got a problem. For some reason, my taste has disappeared." The engineer says: "Nurse, bring me bottle number 273!" And gives it to the surgeon to drink. The surgeon spits it out and exclaims: "Hey! This is pee!"
"You're cured!" Says the engineer. "$500 please!"
The next day, the surgeon goes back, wanting to make his money back. He says to the engineer: "For some reason, my memory is failing." The engineer says, "nurse, bring me bottle number 273!"
Of course, the surgeon says: "that's pee! I'm not drinking that!"
"You're cured! $500 please!"
Finally, the surgeon goes back one last time, determined to make his money back. He tells the engineer that he can't see a thing. The engineer says: "alright, I can't cure blindness. Here's your money." He hands the surgeon a twenty dollar bill.
"Hey! You said you'd give $1000!"
"You're cured! $500 please!"
A young man named Dave bought a horse from a farmer for $250. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up to Dave's house and said, ‘Sorry son, but I have some bad news, the horse died.’
Dave replied, ‘Well, then just give me my money back.’
The farmer said, ‘Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.’
Dave said, ‘Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse.’
The farmer asked, ‘What ya gonna do with him?
Dave said, ‘I’m going to raffle him off.’
The farmer said, ‘You can’t raffle off a dead horse!’
Dave said, ‘Sure I can, Watch me. I just won’t tell any body he’s dead.’
A month Later, the farmer met up with Dave and asked, ‘What happened with that dead horse?’
Dave said, ‘I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at five dollars a piece and made a profit of $2495.’
The farmer said, ‘Didn’t anyone complain?’
Dave said, ‘Just the guy who won. So I gave him his five dollars back.’
They all go up to God to see if they will go to hell or to heaven. They have all sinned but they all beg for another chance but with 4 rules, 1 for each. The Italian must not go into a pizzeria, the Asian must not do any equations, the Jew must not pick up money and the Greek must not have anal sex. They agree to these guidelines and are all sent back to earth. One day the Italian really wants pizza and accidentally steps into a pizzeria, sending him straight to hell. The same day the Asian is getting paranoid if he does equations and calculates the probability of him going to hell and in doing so is sent straight to hell. Again, on the same day, the Jew is walking down the street when he sees a coin. He bends over and the Greek goes to hell.
The man looks at the photo and answers; "Yes that is her." The police officer looks the man in the eyes and calmly exclaims; "I am afraid it looks as though your wife has been hit by a train." The man replies; "Yes, officer, but she is kind and makes great food for me."