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Thứ Hai, 3 tháng 4, 2017

A Long-Sought Proof, Found and Almost Lost

A Long-Sought Proof, Found and Almost Lost When a German retiree proved a famous long-standing mathematical conjecture, the response was underwhelming. April 2, 2017 at 09:38PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2ntEe...

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished....

A reporter interviews a man in the scottish hinterlands

to find out about his best life experiences. He asks him: "What was the greatest experience in your life so far?" Guy: "One time one of our sheep got lost in the woods. So the whole village went out and searched for it. And when we found it, everyone took turns and had sex with it. It was awesome!" Reporter: "That's disgusting! I can't use this. So... what was your second greatest experience? Guy: "One time the daughter of the mayor got lost in the woods. So the whole village went out and searched for her. And when we found her, everyone took...

How many divorced men does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. They never get to keep the house....

So it's April 2nd

And my wife's still pregnant......

Why are all Jewish men circumsized?

Because Jewish women won't touch anything that isn't 10% off...

Getting Married in Heaven

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. While waiting, they began to...