A Long-Sought Proof, Found and Almost Lost
When a German retiree proved a famous long-standing mathematical conjecture, the response was underwhelming.
April 2, 2017 at 09:38PM
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A Long-Sought Proof, Found and Almost Lost
A Long-Sought Proof, Found and Almost Lost
When a German retiree proved a famous long-standing mathematical conjecture, the response was underwhelming.
April 2, 2017 at 09:38PM
via Digg http://ift.tt/2ntEeoh
A reporter interviews a man in the scottish hinterlands
to find out about his best life experiences.
He asks him: "What was the greatest experience in your life so far?"
Guy: "One time one of our sheep got lost in the woods. So the whole village went out and searched for it. And when we found it, everyone took turns and had sex with it. It was awesome!"
Reporter: "That's disgusting! I can't use this. So... what was your second greatest experience?
Guy: "One time the daughter of the mayor got lost in the woods. So the whole village went out and searched for her. And when we found her, everyone took turns and had sex with her. That was almost as awesome!"
Reporter: "Oh god... I can't use that either. So let me ask you this: What was your worst life experience?"
Guy: "When I got lost in the woods."
Getting Married in Heaven
On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter said, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. While waiting, they began to wonder what would happen if it didn't work out; could you get a divorce in heaven. After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.' 'Great!' said the couple, 'But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?' St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple. 'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a lawyer ?
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