Because Six, Seven ate.
Thứ Sáu, 5 tháng 5, 2017
(NSFW) A man and his wife got into bed for the night
The wife had curled up ready for sleep and the husband put his bed lamp on to read a book. As he was reading, he stopped and reached over to his wife and started fondling her pussy. He did this only for a very short while then stopped and went back to reading his book. The wife got up and started stripping in front of him. The husband was confused and asked "What the hell are doing, taking all your jammies off?" The wife replied "You were playing with my pussy. I thought it was foreplay for something a bit heavier". The husband said "Hell no! I was just wetting my fingers so I could turn the pages.
Three men died on Christmas Eve.
Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honor of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.' The Englishman fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. 'You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The Scotsman reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The Irishman started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The Irishman replied, 'These are Carol's.
A man at a bar spots two beautiful woman at a table nearby.
He turns to the bartender and says "I would like to buy those women a drink."
The bartender looks over and, recognizing the women, replies "I don't know, they might not be interested."
But the man is persistent, and the bartender shrugs and delivers the drinks. After a minute of nothing but some awkward glances, the man walks up and introduces himself, asking "How are you ladies enjoying your drinks?"
The first woman responds "Thank you, and I'm flattered, but you see, we're lesbians."
The man, confused as he had never heard the term before, asks "A lesbian, whats that?"
The second woman, annoyed, bluntly states "It means we like to eat pussy."
The man suddenly brightens up, sits himself down at the table, and shouts to the bar "Hey! Three drinks for us lesbians!"
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