Well, OJ has been paroled.

The spokesperson for the parole board that granted him his new freedom said they "decided to give him another stab at it."

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Why doesn't Jesus trust mankind?

He's afraid he'll get double crossed

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Neil Armstrong used to tell purposely unfunny jokes about walking on the moon.

When people din't laugh he used to say to them " Oh well, I guess you had to be there."

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Scientists have reversed brain damage in a U.S. toddler who drowned in her family swimming pool

Scientists have reversed brain damage in a U.S. toddler who drowned in her family swimming pool
Using oxygen therapy, scientists were able to restore Eden Carlson's ability to walk and talk just months after the accident, in which she spent 15 minutes submerged in a swimming pool and two hours where her heart did not beat on its own.

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What's forest gumps wifi password?

1forest1

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Obama smoked weed growing up and look where he is today

Unemployed, with two kids and recently evicted

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Body Pain

A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, “Doctor I’m hurting all over my body.”

“That’s odd”, replied the doctor, “Show me what you mean”

So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on.

The doctor says, “You’re not a natural brunette are you?”

“No I’m a blonde”, she replies.

“I thought so…. your finger is broken.”, replies the doctor.

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