We'd both date his daughter if she wasn't his daughter.
Chủ Nhật, 23 tháng 7, 2017
Sex and bread..
A man and his wife are talking.
W- can you help me in the garden?
H- do i look like a fucking gardener?
W- well can you help with the door?
H- do i look like a fucking carpenter?
Man leaves for work. Comes back later and it's all done.
H- see I knew you could do it!
W- wasn't me. It was John the neighbor.
H- how much you pay him?
W- no money he gave me the choice between sex and bread.
H- I hope you gave him bread.
W- Do I look like a fucking baker?
A very unlucky man with one testicle
This is a very popular joke in Turkish, I'll try to translate.
There was this very unlucky man who only had one testicle. One day while he was travelling on a plane, the captain makes an announcement and tells that one of the engines of the plane have failed and one person must be thrown off the plane. To pick this person, they write everyone's seat numbers on papers and put them in a bag. And not surprisingly, the number pulled was this unlucky guy's seat. He was like "Ahh, man. I will jump only if you know the answer of the question I will ask". People agree and he asks this question by pointing to one of the other guys in the plane: "How many testicles I and this guy have in total?" Everyone answers confidently:"Four, of course four." The unlucky man laughs and pulls down his pants revealing his only testicle. The guy he pointed also pulls down his pants and he has three testicles.
Steel Mill Worker Turns His Back, Nearly Gets Hit By A Flying Rope Of Hot Steel
Steel Mill Worker Turns His Back, Nearly Gets Hit By A Flying Rope Of Hot Steel
This is a "cobble," a steel mill mishap where a jam in the machinery leads to a pressure build up and a rope of hot steel getting thrown into the air. It's not a huge problem, unless you aren't looking when it happens.
July 22, 2017 at 10:29PM
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