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A young newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor told them, "We have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for two weeks." The couple agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. The pastor asked them, "Well, were you able to get through the two weeks without being intimate?" "Pastor, I'm afraid we were not able to go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied. "What happened?" inquired the pastor. "My wife was reaching for a can of corn on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was over come with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You understand, of course, that this means you will not be welcome in our church," stated the pastor. "That's okay," said the young man. "We're not welcome at the grocery store anymore either."
...when they find a lamp on the ground. One of them rubs it, and (as expected), a genie appears. Because he's feeling particularly generous, the genie decides to grant all five of them one wish each.
The first one steps forward. "I would like a ten-inch-tall piano player, please". The genie grants him the wish, and he posts joke #385 on r/Jokes and gets a couple upvotes.
The second one asks for a man hanging from a balcony by the fingertips, a man in a refrigerator, and a man coming home from work. The genies grants it, and he posts #9910 on reddit, getting some dozen upvotes.
The third one asks for a meta-joke. The genie gives him a reel joke, and it generates a thousand upvotes.
The fourth one asks for something to get him the top all-time post spot on r/Jokes. The genie gives him two "v"s and an edit. He posts it and drowns in karma.
The fifth and final redditor asks for an original joke that had never been posted on r/Jokes before. The genie groaned: "Are you kidding me? Doesn't exist. Your wish is used up, too. Take a ten-lane highway to Hawaii, a legless parrot, and a talking dog, and go away."
Rather than post jokes 839, 3924, and 936, the fifth redditor decides to post a joke about five redditors in a forest.
An Englishman and a Spaniard are in a bar in Amsterdam at midnight when they start bragging to each other about their sexual escapades. After several minutes of back and forth, the Englishman challenges the Spaniard to a contest. "We'll go to the nearest brothel and see how many times we can shag a girl between now and dawn. Winner gets 100 euros." So they go down to a brothel and each of them gets a girl and a room. The Englishman screws his girl, makes a tally mark on the headboard, then dozes off. He wakes up a bit later, screws her again, makes another tally mark, and dozes off again. An hour later he wakes up, pounds the girl a third time, and passes out, dead to the world. At dawn the Englisman is awoken by the Spaniard bursting into the room. He sees at the headboard and says, "One hundred and eleven? Damn it, you beat me by three!"