Self Harmony.
Thứ Năm, 27 tháng 7, 2017
Is it okay to hate a certain race?
I usually run the 5K, but someone from my running group wants to do the 10K, which I don't want because a lot of caucasians participate in that one.
The Americans and Russians
at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in the world and whichever side's dog won would be entitled to dominate the world. The losing side would have to lay down its arms. The Russians found the biggest meanest Doberman and Rottweiler dogs in the world and bred them with the biggest meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest and strongest puppy from each litter, killed his siblings, and gave him all the milk. The used steroids and trainers and after five years came up with the biggest meanest dog the world had ever seen. Its cage needed steel bars that were five inches thick and nobody could get near it. "When the day came for the fight, the Americans showed up with a strange animal. It was a nine foot long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Americans because they knew there was no way that this dog could possibly last ten seconds with the Russian dog. "When the cages were opened up, the Dachshund came out and wrapped itself around the outside of the ring. It had the Russian dog almost completely surrounded. When the Russian dog leaned over to bite the Dachshund's neck, the Dachshund leaned up and consumed the Russian dog in one bite. There was nothing left at all of the Russian dog. The Russians came up to the Americans shaking their heads in disbelief. `We don't understand how this could have happened. We had our best people working for five years with the meanest Doberman and Rottweiler dogs in the world and the biggest meanest Siberian wolves." "That's nothing", an American replied. "We had our best plastic surgeons working for five years trying to make an alligator look like a Dachshund.'
A young man robbed a bank wearing a suit made of many mirrors
But he turned himself in after taking some time to reflect.
Luckily the judge was lenient as he saw a lot of himself in the young man.
A librarian is at work at a public library and sees a chicken walk in...
The chicken walks up to the counter and says "book, book, book, book."
This continues until the librarian passes a book to the chicken who takes it and pushes it out the door.
A few minutes later the chicken comes right back on, pushes the book up to the counter and says "book, book, book, book."
Again it doesn't stop so the librarian finds another book to give the chicken and again the chicken pushes the book out the front door.
Throughout the day the chicken keeps coming back, saying "book, book, book, book," and gets a new book to take away.
Finally curiosity gets the better of the librarian and so decides to follow the chicken and find out it is doing with the books.
From the front door the librarian sees the chicken push the book across the road to a park, and then towards a pond.
The librarian sees the chicken get to the pond so sneaks closer to see what happens. At the pond the chicken pushes the book to a lily pad and says "book, book, book, book."
From the lily pad a frog takes one look at the book and says "Reddit."
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