When a sex scene came on. "well son, time for bed" the father says. "but dad, I'm 15 now!" the son complains. The father replies "I don't care how old you are son, you're not watching me masturbate"
Chủ Nhật, 30 tháng 7, 2017
“So how long are you in for? ” I asked my cell mate.
“Only for a couple of minutes, then I’m usually done” he replied as he carried on thrusting.
A Jewish Mother was horrified to find out her daughter was divorcing her doctor husband.
"Does he hit you?" she asked.
"No Ma."
"Is he cheating on you?"
"No Ma."
"Did he lose his money?"
"No Ma."
"You live in a beautiful house, you have luxury cars, your clothes are of the finest quality, you have a staff to take care of the domestic chores. What does he do so wrong?"
"It's the anal sex ma. He likes the anal sex."
"And what's so bad about that?"
"It's terrible ma. Always with the anal sex. When we got married, my butthole was the size of a dime. Now it's the size of a quarter. It's just terrible."
"It seems like you are giving up an awful lot just for 15 cents."
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