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Thứ Ba, 1 tháng 8, 2017

An Irishman in a bar hears a familiar accent, and says to the guy next to him "Are you Irish, then?"

"That I am"

"Well I''l be, let's have a whiskey! Where are you from?"

"Dublin"

"Me too!, That calls for another drink: Bartender!"

"Where in Dublin", says the other feller

"Temple Bar"

"Fuck Me! I went to school right there on Milligan Street"

"So did I! That calls fer another drink!"

"who was yer teacher?"

"Miss McGillicuddy"

"Holy Mother of God, she taught me too! Bartender, another round if you please"

At that point another man enters the bar and sits at the other end.

The bartender approaches him, and he says "Evening, John, anything new going on?"

The bartender replies " Not really, just the Kelly twins getting drunk again..."

Thứ Hai, 31 tháng 7, 2017

For those of you wondering what it’s like to be married

I just found out this morning I’m on day 3 of an argument I didn’t know I was having.

I hope Death is a woman

That way it will never come for me

A guy goes to a halloween party with a girl on his back.

The host asks him, "And what are you?" The guy says, " I'm a snail." The host says "And who's that on your back?" "That's Michelle!"

What happened when the escalator broke down?

Everyone stopped and staired! 🥁

What do you call it when two flowers have a child?

Plant parenthood.

English is Weird.

It can be understood through tough thorough thought, though.