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Thứ Bảy, 19 tháng 8, 2017

CNN Scrolls Through A List Of Everything Trump Has Done The Last 4 Weeks, And Oh Man, This Is Exhausting

CNN Scrolls Through A List Of Everything Trump Has Done The Last 4 Weeks, And Oh Man, This Is Exhausting Keeping up with the news these days has become something of a never-ending treadmill, and the last four weeks in particular have been crazy. August 19, 2017 at 04:05AM via Digg http://ift.tt/2woQH...

What is the difference between North Korea and EA (Not repost)

North Kor...

Three ducks got arrested and had to go to court

The first duck gets up on the stand, the judge says "Tell me your name and what you did wrong." The first duck says "my name is Quack, and I got busted for blowing bubbles in the pond." Judge says "Ok, you go to jail for 3 days." The second duck gets on the stand and the judge asks the same thing. The duck says "My name is Quack Quack, and I got caught blowing bubbles in the pond." The judge sends him to jail for 3 days. The third duck gets up on the stand and the judge says "Let me guess, your name is Quack Quack Quack?" The duck says "Nah, I'm...

People keep grouping all Trump supporters with these Nazi movements recently, which I disagree with and think is quite silly.

After all, the Russians fought against the Nazis....

A guy walks into a bar and orders six Jägermeister shots

The bartender asks him if it's a special occasion? The guy answers "Yes, my very first blowjob". The bartender gets excited and says "Congratulations, I'll give you the seventh shot on the house". The guy answers "Nah, if six Jäger shots isn't enough to get rid of the taste, the seventh wont make much of a difference"....

In North Korea, we have this joke about Kim Jong-un

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Thứ Sáu, 18 tháng 8, 2017

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 ate 9. Why did 7 eat 9? Because you need 3 squared meals a day. The police arrested 3 as well as 7, why? Because 3 was the root of the problem....