Apparently, I was only supposed to name one, not two.
Thứ Năm, 24 tháng 8, 2017
Vegans proven wrong again
If animals really didn't want to be eaten then why would they be made out of food?
Check mate vegans
My wife just got out of the tub and was wrapped in a towel when she heard a knock
She went down to the door in her towel. She opened it to our neighbor, Bob.
Bob looks at her, and quickly says, "Look this might be weird but ill give you $800 if you drop the towel right now.
She proceeds to drop the towel, exposing herself to Bob.
Bob hands here the 800 dollars and walks away.
My wife comes upstairs. I asked her, Hey, who was at the door?
"Oh, just our neighbor Bob." She says.
I say, "Oh damn, where'd he go? Does he have the $800 he owes me?"
Former Director Of National Intelligence Questions Trump's Fitness For Office After Phoenix Speech
Former Director Of National Intelligence Questions Trump's Fitness For Office After Phoenix Speech
Immediately after Trump's Phoenix speech last night, Don Lemon and James Clapper heavily criticized the President and questioned whether he was fit to continue serving.
August 24, 2017 at 12:08AM
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Joseph decides it's time to tell Jesus the truth....
Since Jesus is a teenager, Joseph thinks he can handle it. He tells Jesus that he's not really his father, in a technical sense.
Jesus is incredulous. He can't believe it. He asks who his father really is.
Joseph explains to Jesus that he's the son of god. Jesus can't even comprehend this. He can only manage to stammer out "No way"
Joseph looks at him and says "Yahweh..."
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