My wife just got out of the tub and was wrapped in a towel when she heard a knock

She went down to the door in her towel. She opened it to our neighbor, Bob.

Bob looks at her, and quickly says, "Look this might be weird but ill give you $800 if you drop the towel right now.

She proceeds to drop the towel, exposing herself to Bob.

Bob hands here the 800 dollars and walks away.

My wife comes upstairs. I asked her, Hey, who was at the door?

"Oh, just our neighbor Bob." She says.

I say, "Oh damn, where'd he go? Does he have the $800 he owes me?"