Thứ Tư, 30 tháng 8, 2017

Three friends are fishing when a crocodile comes ashore and grants them three wishes...

The first friend says "I wish I could catch a huge marlin"

The crocodile swims away for a moment, then comes back. The friend then pulls in a massive marlin.

"Amazing!" Says the second friend "Well you know what? I wish I were rich"

The crocodile then swims underwater and fetches a treasure chest full of money and gold and gives it to him.

"INCREDIBLE!" says the third friend "I've got a better one, I wish my penis touched the ground!"

The crocodile bites his legs off.

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