Yo momma is so ugly...

Her dildo needs viagra...

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Why did the semen cross the road?

Because I put on the wrong sock this morning....

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My wife gets upset when I steal her kitchen utensils...

But it's a whisk I'm willing to take....

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Mike Pence is at the dinner table with his family...

His son, who has been very quiet, tells him "Dad, this might come as a shock, but I think I'm gay." Pence laughs and says "Son, you're getting it all mixed up! I'm not the one getting shocked!"...

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As White Nationalist in Charlottesville Fired, Police ‘Never Moved’

As White Nationalist in Charlottesville Fired, Police ‘Never Moved’ Pleas for help and a safety plan were ignored at a rally that turned deadly on August 12, participants said. August 27, 2017 at 08:34PM via Digg http://ift.tt/2wA6c...

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What does a clock do when its hungry?

It goes back 4 seconds....

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I've been doing yoga for 5 years.

It's been a long stretch...

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