She was silent, like the p in pterodactyl, but it said everything....
Thứ Ba, 29 tháng 8, 2017
Thứ Hai, 28 tháng 8, 2017
Contemplating marriage
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs,...
Little Johnny went to his first rodeo with his mom and dad...
Dad went off to buy a beer, and little Johnny happened to spy the bull's cock flopping around beneath his belly.
"Mommy, mommy! What's that long thing beneath the bull's belly!?" Johnny asks, pointing.
Embarrassed, his mom looks away and mutters, "Oh, don't worry about that, Johnny. That's nothing."
Dad comes back and mom goes off to use the washroom.
Once mommy is gone, Little Johnny asks, "Daddy, what's that long thing beneath the bull's belly?"
"That's the bull's cock, son," his dad answers. "He uses it to mount and fuck a cow."
"But mommy...
Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"....
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