Right now, it's the two main forms of Houston transportation...
Thứ Tư, 30 tháng 8, 2017
Three friends are fishing when a crocodile comes ashore and grants them three wishes...
The first friend says "I wish I could catch a huge marlin"
The crocodile swims away for a moment, then comes back. The friend then pulls in a massive marlin.
"Amazing!" Says the second friend "Well you know what? I wish I were rich"
The crocodile then swims underwater and fetches a treasure chest full of money and gold and gives it to him.
"INCREDIBLE!" says the third friend "I've got a better one, I wish my penis touched the ground!"
The crocodile bites his legs off....
Thứ Ba, 29 tháng 8, 2017
What did the two tampons say to each other?
Nothing. They were both stuck up cunts.
I literally traded a homeless guy a cigarette for that joke. Worth it....
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