You just have to get a feel for it
Thứ Năm, 31 tháng 8, 2017
Why Sorority Girls Dress Alike
Why Sorority Girls Dress Alike
For sorority girls, clothes become a shorthand for identity.
August 31, 2017 at 12:49AM
via Digg http://ift.tt/2wolzQA
Ugliest baby that I've ever seen
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."
Thứ Tư, 30 tháng 8, 2017
Johnny gets a long weekend
On a Thursday near the end of the day a teacher tells the class that whoever can name the person who said a famous quote could have Friday off.
Teacher "Ok class, who can tell me who said 'There is nothing to fear but fear itself'?
Sally excitedly shouts "FDR!"
Teacher "Thats correct Sally, you can have tomorrow off."
Sally responds "No thanks. I'm Japanese and we value our education so I'll be here tomorrow."
Teacher "Ok then, let's give someone else a chance. Can anyone tell me who said 'Ask not what your country can do for you but what you can do for your country.'
Billy shouts out "JFK!"
Teacher "That right Billy, enjoy your Friday off"
Billy "No thank you, I'm a Mexican and we have a hard work ethic and I'm committed to school so I'll be here tomorrow"
Teacher "Well I guess no one wants tomorrow off. Let's continue with the next lesson"
As the teacher turns around to right on the board an angry Johnny in the back of the room mumbles "Fuckin foreigners"
The teacher snaps around and in a demanding voice asks "Who said that?"
Johnny jumps up and shouts "Donald Trump! See you losers on Monday."
What does a pregnant teenager and her unborn baby have in common?
They're both thinking 'Oh shit, my mom is gonna kill me...'
I know this is a repost. Welcome to /r/jokes
Đăng ký:
Bài đăng (Atom)