Im starting to think that maybe teaching isn't for him.
Thứ Hai, 4 tháng 9, 2017
A guy walks into a bar with his monkey.
A guy walks into a bar with his monkey.
While at the bar, the monkey won't stop jumping from here and there, messing with the fridge, with the tables, until a moment that he ate a pool ball.
The bartender said to the monkey's owner: did you see what your monkey did? He ate a pool ball.
The guy said: I'm sorry, the monkey is a troublemaker. I'll pay for it, don't worry.
So, he pays the bill and the ball and goes away.
Another day, he comes back with his monkey again. The monkey, as done before, started jumping through the whole bar until a moment that he stopped near an olive plate. He picked one olive, shove it at his ass, took it back and ate it.
The bartender said: hey, did you see what your monkey did? He put an olive in the ass then ate it.
The guy said: well, after that pool ball, he learned to measure everything before eating.
A guy was boarding a plane when he heard that the Pope was on the same flight.
"This is exciting," thought the gentleman. "I've always been a big fan of the Pope. Perhaps I'll be able to see him in person.” Suddenly, the man realized his seat was right next to the Pope, himself. Still, the gentleman was too shy to speak to His Holiness. Shortly after take-off, the Pope took a crossword puzzle out of his carry on bag and began penciling in the answers. "This is fantastic!" the gentleman mused. I'm really good at crosswords. It crossed his mind that if the Pope got stuck, He’d ask me for assistance. Almost as if providence struck, the Pope turned to the man and said, "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word referring to a woman that ends in 'unt'? The three Cardinals behind, in front of and beside him shrunk down in their seats, as far as possible, all looking for something on the floor. The gentleman was in morbid shock. He couldn’t breathe. He went within himself, thought deeper, longer for a plausible answer and after almost a minute, the dark clouds of evil parted in his mind and the sun shone in. Turning to the Pope, the gentleman said, with reverence and politeness, "I believe, Your Holiness, that you're looking for the word, 'aunt'" "Of course," the Pope mused, not taking his gaze off the crossword, "You wouldn’t have an eraser, would you?
A wife asks her husband, a software engineer...
"Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk, and if they have eggs, get 6!" A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why the hell did you buy 6 cartons of milk?" He replied, "They had eggs."
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