Funny Story

FunnyStory about animals and all around the world

Thứ Sáu, 20 tháng 10, 2017

One man's trash is another man's treasure.

Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted....

I got a vasectomy but my girlfriend still had a baby...

...apparently all a vasectomy does is change the colour of the baby....

Thứ Năm, 19 tháng 10, 2017

Engelbert asks a cab driver to take him home after a night out in the city.

He lives in a village outside of town so it is quite a distance. The taxi driver tells him he can take him, but it will cost him $100. Engelbert only has $80, so he tells the taxi driver: 'I'll give you $80 now, but I'll need the same ride next week, and then I'll pay you $200' The cab driver responds, 'Right, how do I know you're not just scamming me? You can walk back to your stupid village.' Since there are no other taxis around, Engelbert indeed has to walk all the way back to his village, which takes him 4.5 hours. He is not happy, as you...

I’m deathly afraid of elevators

I’m gonna start taking steps to avoid them...

"Okay Fred, Shaggy and Daphne, can you name an animal that lives in Africa and has a large horn on its face?"

"Rhino!" "We know you know the answer, Scooby, but it's not your turn."...

What's the difference between Trump becoming president and a soldier dying in combat?

The soldier knew what he signed up for....

My buddy set me up on a blind date and he said, "I'd better warn you, she's expecting a baby."

I felt like such an idiot sitting in the bar wearing just a diaper......