Knight: "Sir Cumference"...
Thứ Năm, 2 tháng 11, 2017
A joke about the different branches of the US military.
“What would you do if you found a scorpion in your tent?”
A sailor says, “I’d step on it”
A soldier says “ I’d report it to my CO”
A marine says “I’d catch it, cut off it’s tail and eat it!”
An airman responds “I’d pick up the phone and call room service and ask why’s there a fucking tent in my room”...
The maid went to the wife and asked for a pay rise.
The wife was very worried about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, “Now Anna, why do you want more pay?”
Anna: “Well, Ma’am, there are three reasons why I wanna increase. The first reason is that I clean better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you clean better than me?”
Anna: “Your husband said so.”
Wife: “Really?”
Anna: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Don’t talk nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than me?”
Anna: “Your husband did.”
Wife increasingly angry, “Oh he did, did he?”
Anna: “The...
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