The wife was very worried about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.
She asked, “Now Anna, why do you want more pay?”
Anna: “Well, Ma’am, there are three reasons why I wanna increase. The first reason is that I clean better than you.”
Wife: “Who said you clean better than me?”
Anna: “Your husband said so.”
Wife: “Really?”
Anna: “The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.”
Wife: “Don’t talk nonsense! Who said you were a better cook than me?”
Anna: “Your husband did.”
Wife increasingly angry, “Oh he did, did he?”
Anna: “The third reason is that I am better at sex than you.”
Wife, really boiling now and through gritted teeth asks, “And did my husband say that as well?”
Anna: “No Ma’am, the gardener did.”
Wife: “So how much do you want?”
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