An old Jewish man walks into a restaurant

He orders some soup. The waiter quickly brings his soup but the old man doesn’t eat. The waiter returns after some minutes. “Excuse me sir. Is there something wrong with your soup?” “Try it and find out.” The old man responded. “Is the soup too cold?” “Try it.” “I-is it too hot?” “Just try it.” “Not enough vegetables, too much broth, does it smell funny?” “What are ya, mishegas? Just try the soup!” The old man shouts. “Alright!” The waiter gives in. “Where’s the spoon?” He looks over the table. The old man just smiles.