Datasheet of a Woman

Element | Woman

Symbol | ♀

Discoverer | Adam

Atomic Mass   | Accepted as 55kg, but known to vary from 45kg to 225kg

Physical Properties:

1. Body surface normally covered with a film of powder and paint
2. Boils at absolutely nothing - freezes with no apparent reason
3. Found in various grades ranging from virgin material to common ore.

Chemical Properties:

1. Reacts well to gold, platinum and all precious stones.
2. Explodes spontaneously without reason or warning
3. The most powerful money reducing agent known to man

Hazards

1. Turns green when placed alongside a superior specimen.
2. Possession of more than one is possible but specimens must not make contact.