Once there was this judge who just sentenced a man

The man asked the judge,

“Hypothetically, what would happen if I called you a motherfucker?”

The judge answered “If you were to call me a motherfucker, then I would sentence you for contempt to the court and you would spend the night in jail”

“Alright, said the man, but what if I was just thinking it?”

“I have no authority on what’s in your head. You’re free to think whatever you please.”

“In that case, your honor, I think that you’re a motherfucker.”