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Thứ Năm, 23 tháng 11, 2017
A man called up his son and told him that he and his mother were getting a divorce...
"Wait", said the son. "Why?"
"I know I didn't say anything about it but I've been miserable for months now and I can't stand it anymore."
"No! Don't! Why didn't you ever say anything about this?"
"Well, I just didn't want to bother you and your sister. I've already got my bags and I'm going to a hotel. Your mom and I are looking to file our papers next week."
"No, don't do anything. We're going to come over tomorrow and see if we can work this out. Can you wait until tomorrow?"
"Well, ok. Maybe you and Mary should bring your kids too. Your mom...
A farmer drives to a neighbor’s farmhouse and knocks on the door
A boy, about 9, opens the door.
"Is your Dad or Mom home?" asks the farmer.
"No, they went to town."
"How about your brother, Howard? Is he here?"
"No, he went with Mom and Dad."
The farmer stands there for a few minutes, shifting his weight from one foot to the other, mumbling to himself.
The young boy finally says, "I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one. If that’s not why you’re here, I can give Mom or Dad a message."
"Well." The farmer looks extremely uncomfortable. "I need to talk to your Dad about your brother,...
A son was arguing with his dad, insisting that 1+1 equals 11
The father then looked at his son's eyes and said:
-Right, then go and buy 2 popsicles!
His son then goes and buys 2 popsicles.
Then, his dad said:
-Now give me one and the other to your brother!
Son asks:
-What about mine?
Father answers:
-You can have the other nine left over, stubborn kid!...
Can You Spot The Leopard In This Photo?
Can You Spot The Leopard In This Photo?
In this picture, you probably see three goat-like animals called Himalayan blue sheep and a whole lot of rocks. But you probably don't see a snow leopard — at least not at first glance.
November 23, 2017 at 12:45AM
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