But until I catch one, I'm just going to be sitting here, holding my rod....
Thứ Sáu, 24 tháng 11, 2017
Once there was this judge who just sentenced a man
The man asked the judge,
“Hypothetically, what would happen if I called you a motherfucker?”
The judge answered “If you were to call me a motherfucker, then I would sentence you for contempt to the court and you would spend the night in jail”
“Alright, said the man, but what if I was just thinking it?”
“I have no authority on what’s in your head. You’re free to think whatever you please.”
“In that case, your honor, I think that you’re a motherfucker.”...
(Slightly NSFW) Man says to his wife that he is going golfing. She gets upset because she thought they would spend the day together.
Husband says to his wife that he is going golfing. She gets upset because she thought they would spend the day together.
Husband: "honey just give me the day I need to relieve some stress. Besides You don't even golf."
Wife: "I want to learn and besides it's something we can do together."
The husband begrudgingly accepts his wife request they go to the gold course. On the first tee the husband drives it 300 yards, dead center. The wife tries it and slices it right into a huge window of a huge house on the side of the course.
Husband says "ah shit....
Thứ Năm, 23 tháng 11, 2017
A 94 year old man decided to divorce his 93 old wife...
They went to the lawyer together. When he asked why they were divorcing at such an old age, the woman replied, "We wanted to wait until the kids were dead"....
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