He was in the middle of 9/11.
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The priest's wife
Jack goes to his buddy Bob and says ... "I'm sleeping with the Priest's wife. Can you hold him in church for an hour after mass for me?"
The friend doesn't like it but being a buddy, he agrees. After mass, Bob starts talking to the Priest, asking him all sorts of stupid questions, just to keep him occupied.
Finally, the Priest gets annoyed and asks him what he's really up to.
Bob, feeling guilty, confesses to the priest... "My friend is sleeping with your wife right now, so he asked me to keep you occupied."
The Priest smiles, puts a brotherly hand on Bob's shoulder and says...... "You better hurry home now. My wife died a year ago".
A farmer is laying in the bed with his wife
A farmer and his wife were lying in bed one evening; she was knitting, he was reading the latest issue of Animal Husbandry.
He looks up from the page and says to her, "Did you know that humans are the only species in which the female achieves orgasm?"
She looks at him wistfully, smiles, and replies, "Oh yeah? Prove it."
He frowns for a moment, then says, "Okay." He gets up and walks out, leaving his wife with a confused look on her face.
About an hour later, he returns all tired and sweaty and proclaims, "Well I'm sure the goat and sheep didn't, but the way that pig keeps squealing, I can't tell."
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