Funny Story

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Thứ Năm, 14 tháng 12, 2017

The way to a man’s heart is through his stomach

unless he’s a vegetarian. Then you can get there through his vagina....

Roy Moore refuses to concede the Alabama Senate race.

He keeps insisting that the black votes should only count for 3/5ths....

2 reasons I don't give money to homeless people

They would spend it on alcohol. I want to spend it on alcohol. ...

What's the difference between Roy Moore and an Anti-Vaxxer?

The Anti-vaxxer is against sticking it in kids...

A cop stops a miner for speeding on the highway

COP: Whose car is this? Where are you headed? What do you do? Miner: mine...

You really ought to hear this joke about Net Neutrality now.

Or you'll pay for it later....

I have OCD which severely affects my sex life.

Every time a girl gets turned on, I turn them off again....