However, finding a divorce lawyer at the North Pole is next to impossible, so instead they got a semicolon.
They're great at separating independent Clauses.
Thứ Ba, 26 tháng 12, 2017
Thứ Hai, 25 tháng 12, 2017
A little boy gets $5 for his birthday
He runs with it to the candy store and asks for $5 worth of candy.
The man behind the counter asks, “do you really think it’s wise to spend all your birthday money on candy?”
The little boy thinks about it for a moment and replies, “well, my grandpa did live to be 94...”
“By eating candy everyday?” Asks the man, astounded.
“No,” replies the little boy, “by minding his own goddamn business.”
Twas The Night Before Christmas
- Twas the Night before Christmas
- And All Through the house
- Everyone Felt Shitty
- Even the Mouse
- Mom on the Toilet
- Dad smoking grass
- I had just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
- When out on the Roof
- I heard such a clatter
- I spring from my piece to see what was the matter.
- Out on the Roof I saw some old prick.
- I knew in a moment
- it must be ST. Nick.
- He came down the Chimney
- Like a bat out of hell.
- I knew in a second
- the fucker had fell.
- He filled all the stockings
- with whiskey and beer
- and a big rubber dick
- for my brother, the queer.
- He rose up the chimney
- With a thundering fart
- the son of a bitch
- blew my chimney apart
- he swore and he cussed
- as he rode out of sight.
- Piss on you all
- Its been a hell of a Night!
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