- Twas the Night before Christmas
- And All Through the house
- Everyone Felt Shitty
- Even the Mouse
- Mom on the Toilet
- Dad smoking grass
- I had just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
- When out on the Roof
- I heard such a clatter
- I spring from my piece to see what was the matter.
- Out on the Roof I saw some old prick.
- I knew in a moment
- it must be ST. Nick.
- He came down the Chimney
- Like a bat out of hell.
- I knew in a second
- the fucker had fell.
- He filled all the stockings
- with whiskey and beer
- and a big rubber dick
- for my brother, the queer.
- He rose up the chimney
- With a thundering fart
- the son of a bitch
- blew my chimney apart
- he swore and he cussed
- as he rode out of sight.
- Piss on you all
- Its been a hell of a Night!
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