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How America is Transforming Islam
How America is Transforming Islam
Being young and Muslim in the US means navigating multiple identities. Nothing shows that more than falling in love.
December 31, 2017 at 11:46PM
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So an old friend called and asked me if I could loan her $400 to help her pay the rent.
I told her to give me a minute and let me check my bank account and I'll call her right back." Before I could check my funds, her sister called and said, "Don’t give her any money because she's been lying!" Her sister proceeded to tell me that she wants to use that $400 to get her baby daddy out of jail because she wants to be under the same roof with him for New Years!!! So I thought about it for a minute and decided to go ahead and give her $400. Crazy with it being the holidays right?
I called her and said, "Come on, I got you." A couple hours later, I got a call from the County jail, and it was her. She asked me "Why did you give me counterfeit money?"
I told her, "Well, I heard you were talking about how you wanted to be under the same roof as your baby daddy, so there you go.”
An Arab and a Doctor
An Arab and a Doctor are Building an identical house next to each other in the same street.
After their houses are build the Arab says to the doc. "Hey Doc. You know my house is worth more than yours"
The doctor says: "dude don't be silly, we have the identical house in the same street how could yours be more worth than mine?"
The Arab replies: "well my house is in a good neighborhood as it is next to the house of a doctor, yours is in a shitty neighborhood next to some dirty Arab guy"
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