Did you hear about the dyslexic racist?

He hates gingers.

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A barber in my area just got arrested for selling drugs. Blew my mind. I've been his customer for years.

I had no idea he was a barber

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99 little bugs in the code

99 little bugs. Take one down, pass it around, 483 little bugs in the code!

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My psychologist told me this morning that they are working on a cure for dyslexia...

It was like music to my arse...

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A husband died.

A few years later the wife died. As she got to heaven she saw her husband and ran up to him with tears in her eyes. "Darling, oh how I've missed you!" The husband extends his arms stopping her from embracing him and says, "Woah there woman. The contract was until death."

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My boss: “You’re fired.”

Me: turns in gun and badge

My boss: “You’re a waiter where did you get those”

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The only thing flat-earthers have to fear...

is sphere itself.

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